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By Ryan Hayles · RPG2 (2001) · posted 12 Jun 2001

[ Camera fades to Ryan Hayles walking on a school yard, he looks around at the school and the papers rolling around on the ground as the raw wind blows into the wind. The sin shines a little bit through the saturated trees and Ryan Hayles enters the play area. Ryan Hayles walks passes Swings, See saws and Jungle Jims, He walks toward the swing and sit on the swing. He sits and puts his elbows on his knees. He rubs his sketchers boots against the wood chips then he thinks about how he used to stop himself with his feet when he was on a swing. He smiles and looks into the camera ad begins to speak]

Ryan:18 years ago, i was on these swings, 18 years ago i was having the time of my life in that very elementary school. Immaturity , Laughter , fun times. But times have changed since then. Very much. That's when i was able to make certain friends. Those people meant so much to me from their through high school. Back then people made sense that's when i understood people, that's when i trusted people. Now..... Im 23 year old who cant even make anymore friends, I have lost the little bit of trust i had in everyone. People continuously making mistakes. Continuously apologizing for mistakes i knew in my heart they would do again. I forgave them the first thousand times. But did they deserve the forgiveness? No the deserved to die. Elementary school was good, i didn't have to worry about anyone. Middle school got worse. By the time i got into high school people were constantly taking advantage of me and another, Then i just lost it. I never spoke to anyone again. I had respect for some but not all. All who had my trust lost it, no matter what they did i was tired of the bullshit i was tired of the non sense i though to my self “ it has to stop, it will stop, It did stop. It stopped now” And it did stop then, It was about graduation time when it stopped, when i ignored every soul that i saw through these very eyes. The painful moment stopped and from graduation i ignored every soul that stepped fourth to me. Why don't i make any friends? Because they say they care when they don't, they say they will when they wont they said they'll do when they don't and that's why my respect has vanished. But a little respect remains for the people who step to me. Two faced liars, that's what the world’s people is all about. All the world is about in my eyes.... are me. When that thought changes. I will become a new man. and why did i tell you this? I just though you would like to know. Since i lost my first match as an AODWF superstar Enigma, I just realized i am no longer the best. I realized that their are actually people better than me. But yet their are so many people that i am better than. But i still cannot quiet reach the knife that is stuck in my back. After i realized that i should forget about what my parents did what my friends did. I have no fears in my life. I was once a scared little boy then just turned into a hellasious force. I only had one resort left. And it was to get me back on my feet. It was too put me where i really wanted to be. And that was being a fighter. I don't really care what people think of my i never did, opinions from other peoples mouths but sometimes i can make people be embarrassed by what they say. Enigma was no easy task, see i was put against someone who just was better than me. But now i am being put against someone who is the perfect match. The person who i could beat to make my career go to a jump start. Matt Miller , Matt a first i didn't know who you were when i looked at the booking card, I went through some of your promos.

See you do almost every promo in the hospital, so therefore you get injured easily. See it looks like crash beat you up it seams that you weren't cleared to wrestle against another wrestler. See it seems that injuries you sustain are serious. See if those two losers can put you in the hospital. Then i think that i can kill you in an instant. It seems pretty difficult to be you. See every time you speak your in a hospital as i already said. So what makes you think that you have a chance against me? I mean what problems do you have with yourself. Nobody can put me in a hospital no matter how bumped or bruised i will refuse to be put into care by un trust worthy people. Achievements, I have achieved many things in my life, in other federations. But yet i still have more things to achieve. Theirs many obstacles i need to get through and another stepping stone to get the Gold. Miller its me vs. you, i lost my first match it is time to redeem myself. Theirs a thin line between good and bad. I am good, You are not bad, but are you as good as me? No i don't think so. See Enigma had troubles listening. He claims i am suicidal. Even though i am not happy doesn't mean im suicidal. He used to say stuff about my father and Rob Belote and what they taught me. What he didn't know is that both people totally despise me. I hope your nt as thick headed as him. What you fail to realize is that your Facing Ryan Hayles, and im starting something that will not finish. Friday night i will write you the perfect requiem because you will be ended. Everyone seems to be nothing to me, Enigma was nothing now you are one other worthless soul i must face. Baroque, Do you know what this word means? It means worthless and Matt you are Baroque and the war between me and you is just beginning. Enigma. Now that match, that match showed me that you know what to do when the time comes. When it's time to throw down, there's no denying that you can throw down with the best of Them here in the A.O.D.W.F. Sure, I have watched your matches, Promos .etc and i have t admit that your pretty good.... But are you good enough for me? See i not only read your promos, but i also read Crashes promos, He thanked you because he said you were to easy for him. I truly believe him, Because you don't look that hard to me. I will be the next one thanking you because i won. Enigma referred to me as a lost little boy, well at least what he sound like he was saying. I was a child my dreams were to become a lawyer, Doctor, Hockey player. But i never really expected to be a fighter for some major company which i don't really have a problem with. See when i first joined here i never thought i would have to deal with so much bullshit, So much non sense that people give me. I never and i now will give you more pain then i shall receive. People need to get their priorities straight. See i don't come to people, People come to me. Like you Miller you came to me, See your not getting in my way........no that's not what im saying, your making my career better. But what im trying to say is that you need to know who i am, and you will have a piece of my on Friday. Are you as good as Enigma, well i hope you are, because he gave me some great competition. Can you give me the same competition, I don't think you can put me in the same amount of pain that he did. When Friday comes, i probably will be the one standing on top of you, Hoisting my hands in the air. something caught my eye this past week, See you had to cheat your way through to try to Knock out Josh Johnson and try to win, but it cam back in bit you right in the ass. He won by DQ and made you look like an ass. I have one simple question. Why do people have to win with chairs and weapons, why cant they win. See here theirs going to be a classic Ryan Hayles ass kicking. Hopefully i will find myself having a good career here, I hope to find myself winning a title soon. But as usual i have to work my way up to win wonders. See i think i talked enough about myself, what about you? I mean you haven't even said a word since you lost to Josh Johnson. You just put yourself in position, a point where you cannot get out of. I am unstoppable, I lost to Enigma, but if i were to face him again. I would win. How do i know? Well first of all i thought Enigma was easy then a power bomb later i was out. But you Mattie from the looks of it i dint think you can even pick me up. no. no. no . Im not kissing my own ass. Now i have done some crazy things in my life, some completely dumb assed things i did were being in the wrong place at the wrong time. Drugs , sex things like that. But one dumb assed thing i did was join the SWA. That was a mistake. People hated me. Hatred would follow, Match after Match i felt a discomfort in that federation. But to be apart of the SWA invasion was no mistake. That was something i decided on my own. And from their i had the approval of many superstars. Don't take unnecessary risks. NO, I don't want to impress the fans. The fans can kiss my ass. I mean knowing AODWF fans they change their favorite wrestlers more than the fucking whether changes. But i don't need the fans. Im on my own. I am one of the only people here that does not have a tag team partner and why? Why you ask. DTA three letters that abbreviate three words, three great words. Don't trust anyone. Those three words are the word i use most often, In fact i follow those words and i will follow the words from now until the day i die, and fuck who disagrees. Don't deny me, Don't defy the odds that you have a chance of winning this match. Im a leader not a follower. Its been that was since the day i was born from the biggest bitches womb. Enigma made no sense what so ever, first he goes trashing me. Second he apologizes. Why? Fucked if i know. People have many excuses. All that i have said are no excuses ladies and gentlemen. Some people get a little vaclempsed and they think they can beat me. They need to take a glimpse of reality. Im trying to think positive on Friday night. I remind myself that im facing Matt Miller not X-Calibur. Not Nemesis. Not J.D ice, but Matt Miller. Do you have a strategy? A weak battle strategy? Weak enough to get your attention more than once. Everyone in this federation seems to have a strategy. Away from Matt Miller for a moment, one thing caught my eye. See since i joined i wanted the pan American title. And i was watching Hellion young blood’s promo and he said quote “I simply want to face everyone who wants that Pan American Championship!” Well he needs to realize that i want it as well, and if he wants to be once of my estranged victim thatn he need to challenge me. Hellion you did not offend me. But you did say you wanted to face all who wanted that title. I want that title and i will face you. I am just telling you. you have an extra person who want to beat the hell out of you. I insist that i want to face you. I bet im not the only one you upset. No i strongly doubt that. You claim that not only you will face all pan American title wanters, but you say you will beat them. You think you will beat me? I don't thinks so. You say nasty shit and then you need to back it up. You will back it up after i get done with this Matt Miller dude. Back to Matt, Matt do you have anything to say to me. I mean i bet you have seen the booking sheet and still you haven't got one word to say to me? Well from the looks of it, I have got allot to say to you. I want high regards here. I have no respect for allot of people. But id people respect me then i respect them. See some people in this federation are weird, Temujin is 850 years old. Some people claim imortality but i say its all bullshit. I am mortal, So therefore my life will end in a span of 30 years . But some people think their cool if they claim imoratlity. Matt you said yourself that you have had enough, on the tape of your promo it was title “ Matt’s had enough” you haven't had enough until you step in the ring with Ryan Hayles. Listen Matt i have been through good times and tough times, Im just about to have a good time beating your helpless ass Friday night. I want my first win to be flawless a great win for me, and i want to make my career here a success unlike my career so far. Lets see here, your record is 2-1, not bad. But its just about to became 2-2. Get what im saying? Beating me is easier said then done believe it or not. Let the best man win, lets face the facts Matt , I am the better man. If you do win. It would be because you are cheating because for my it would be impossible to lose to a juvenile. Actions speak louder than words? Oh yes that is pretty true , actions do speak louder than words, On Friday my actions will be seen by millions upon millions of fans around the world. My actions will control the way how to match will be going. Night after night i sit home thinking aou the match. Night after night in other homes people have plans and stadagies. I dont need plans, I think of what to do as i beat the persons ass plain and simple. Im not saying that i am the best in this federation i am far from it. But i am capable of many things. Winning titles , Beating peoples asses, things like that. Like Enigma you are nothing. You are dead to me as most people are in my eyes. Just as you have realized the relationship are having is not good. My relationship with anyone is not good. You see im the type of guy who is solo. And i sololy kick peoples asses. I seldemly care about people. As i mentioned in the past i have no trust for them. Even though i m a person my self people can not trust me. Some peoples exelence have over welmed me in the past days. Eric Wolfeson is way more talented than i thought he would be, I provoked J.D ice a while ago, he has over welmed me because he even has a title shot on the same night im going to beat your ass. No doubt that i try, i try with all my strenth to be the best i can be. One day my career crashes in and instant . The next thing i know im getting matches in one of the Classiest federations the A*O*D*W*F . Matt im closer to having more stardom then you will, as of now I snatched stardom right out of your very eyes and it seemed like you couldnt give two shits and an ass. Matt life dosent really work out the way we plan it, See when you were a kid did you expect to get beat day in and day out by people whom are paid to do it? This match isn't just a chance its a certainty. Fame dosent mean shit, win or lose i know i am great. Win or lose i know i am still better, if i lose. I know im better than the person who defeated me. Because if i face them again i know i can win. Be alarmed of me because i am going to defeat you i don't know how, but i will, your salvation is coming up. Theirs so much shit i have to deal with. You, then some other asshole comes around looking for a match.

[ Ryan Hayles pulls out a ciggerete , He lights it up and starts to smoke it, A nosey bitch walks out of the school yelling at Ryan ]

Women: NO SMOKING ON SCHOOL GROUNDS!!

Ryan: shut up bitch!

[ The lady walks back in th school, Ryan Hayles gets off the swing, He sighs because his ass is sore from the hard swing seat.He walks down the parking lot, he walks his way across the street to a general store, their is a bench. He sits on the nice cushioned bench. He puffs his cig, he looks to the left and sees five spikey hair skate board freaks in the general store parking lot. He rolls his neck and starts to speak.]

Ryan: So matt where im trying to get at is obvious, im trying to win my first match. Not by cheating but by mu natural skill, say what you wish, but i am oblivious to everything you say, Ryan Hayleswill bea your ass no matter what plan you have. If you win ill consider it out of luck but i doubt you will win due to the fact that i am better than you. I will show you who the best man is. And as far as we both know it. Im the best man, if you don't agree, Lets find out on Friday , because you will forever be a nobody see you Friday.

[ Ryan Hayles gets up from the sof seat, he smiles and walks away toward the skate board bozos, He walks through them as they look at him, they dont say shit as the camera fades to the Ryan Hayles logo]

don't defy me!

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